Fck’n Nuts
She’s just an ordinary girl who lives in an ordinary if slightly run-down house with her slightly reclusive parents, Sandy just wishing for an ordinary life with an ordinary boyfriend, things having not worked out with Bobby, Alfie or Charlie and now pinning her hopes on new suitor Dan, a sweet and gentle man who believes that he can win over anyone.
The thing is, as sweet as Dan is, as much as he loves Sandy and eagerly professes that love to the world, he’s not very good at listening, or at least hearing what she his trying to tell him, that there are reasons she doesn’t want him to meet her parents, that his charm and sophistication will not be enough to protect him, because they are nuts.
Another wild trip from Bad Acid writer and director Sam Fox, Fck’n Nuts stars Maddie Nichols as Sandy and Vincent Stalba as Dan with Michele Rossi and William E Harris as Mommy and Daddy, kept out of sight, their faces obscured, hidden in the shadows of a house of decay and bad taxidermy, or maybe just decorative roadkill.
Sandy’s fear not so much how her overprotective but atypical parents will react to Dan but how he will react to them, with garish clashes of mad spooky lighting and a rabid squirrel the scene is set for a comedy short of body horror and intolerance, best intentions insufficient when the evidence proves that sometimes different kinds of people just shouldn’t mix.
Fck’n Nuts is streaming on the Arrow platform now
